Girls are stupid. I’m tired of losing guy friends to crazy, overly jealous, obsessive girlfriends. Grow up and get over yourself.

There’s a reason why my relationship has lasted since I went to college and yours hasn’t. Stop being a whore. Your constant relationship changes are taking up my news feed.

just because you wear a padded bra, does not mean you have boobs.

Stop taking pictures with your “boobs” up to your chin, it’s not cute.

Looking at a girl with “nice” boobs and wondering how much of that is from the bra.

Girls with no boobs shouldn’t wear really padded bras to make their boobs look bigger. Everyone knows they’ll disappear when the bra comes off; just embrace what you have.

So tonight was so fun! 6 girls from building 16 and Jenel and I all went to The Cheescake Factory for “Single Awareness Night.” I was on honorary single lady because Mason wasn’t there with us. Other than the fact that we didn’t eat until 9:30, it was a great night. I’ve had two amazing Valentine’s dates this year :)