I have been sitting in the same spot for five hours with my essay open and only 200 words typed. I need to get off the internet. Everything is more important than this class, especially going through everyone’s facebook pictures.

There’s a reason why my relationship has lasted since I went to college and yours hasn’t. Stop being a whore. Your constant relationship changes are taking up my news feed.

I’m pretty sure that my “best friend” told facebook about her first relationship, before she told me. Shits weak.

I don’t have anything original to say, so I’m just going to post these song lyrics…

Oh wait, this isn’t facebook.

I don’t care about what you have to say.

a couple will post cheesy love shit all over facebook, but once they break up, one of them usually writes “I hate cheesy love statuses.” Shut up, you’re just bitter.

I’d have a much easier time finding them!

I just saw a facebook status saying “Life is short, love your labia.”