me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
Oscar doesn’t like anything that takes away the attention from him.
*rolls eyes rly far back*
this is gross
Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.