I just got my hair caught in the refrigerator.
Don’t turn your back on the ones you love.
omg babies come to meeeee
low maintenance friends are definitely the best friends to have
like we’re hanging out but just doing our own stuff with no clear plan? cool
not really speaking to each other in a while and not assuming we hate each other? cool
not having to put effort in to maintain a good friendship? awesome
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
“More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
When women can’t go out because they’re asking for rape, and black men can’t go out because they’re asking to be shot, it’s time for a fuckin’ change.