I cannot get over this tweet
July 13th ‘13 /// March 6th ‘14
anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.
This is the cutest thing in the whole world!
i think one of the hardest things in life is trying to get comfortable in bed when you have boobs
Nahh son, it’s when you wanna put your head down on a desk but you don’t know whether to put your boobs against, over, or under the desk.
I wish I knew the number of times that I have literally apologized on an assignment that was turned in.
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
It costs 82829k a year I’ll suck dick in class if I want to
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties