me: this book destroyed my life and broke my heart into a million tiny pieces
me: here read it
Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
me: starts book
me: reads book
me: finishes book
me: sits in silence because the book ruined my life
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
flood people with compliments. make eye contact. don’t be the first one to let go of a hug. push yourself to run faster and further. listen intentionally.
Do it without expecting anything in return. Give generously without selfish gain.