The Beginning of the End

bootiewerk:

-hears baby cry in public-
me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

(via smaaaashley)

(Source: vine.co, via qqueenbitch)

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via chrustian)

viciousdoughnut:

september? more like october preparation month

(via alittlelesstogether)

worldofthecutestcuties:

My friend has a pet fox

worldofthecutestcuties:

My friend has a pet fox

(via the-unconscious)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via whoiskilgoretrout)

(Source: kaliwallace, via thewingho)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via thewingho)

I just want to be fucking appreciated for what I do for people.

heckacute:

I always have things to be thankful for because I don’t have any children.

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

(Source: drunkerd, via glitterinmyp0cket)

Oscar doesn’t like anything that takes away the attention from him.

Oscar doesn’t like anything that takes away the attention from him.

littlepandabear:

sailorprivncess:

rheyonce:

yungbasedshawty:

LMAO

*rolls eyes rly far back*

Wowwww…

this is gross

seriously embarrassing 

littlepandabear:

sailorprivncess:

rheyonce:

yungbasedshawty:

LMAO

*rolls eyes rly far back*

Wowwww…

this is gross

seriously embarrassing 

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(via jayandsilentboob)

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